Last night I had a dream that I lost a lion named Simba after a Rambo style conflict which involved foreigns foes and other lions as well. Following the aftermath, he was too far-gone to hear my voice and return. Rachel told me that I "shouldn't have let him go out so far on his own." After deciding to find him, I grabbed my M60 and then returned to find my lion. "SIMBA!"

140 characters, nor a company with a new CEO can handle that.